I'm carbon based, born in the 20th century, and enjoy all things pleasurable. I'm propelled around the sun at least once a year and sleep in a prone position. I have a birthday every 365 days or so and more often than not become one year older!

More specifically, I'm an agnostic, left leaning, online entrepreneur with a somewhat sarcastic/satirical sense of humor. (Sarcastic/satirical, eh. This guy sounds like an asshole. Well, while I can be a pain in the ass at times, when it comes down to it I'm a nice guy with heart.) I'm an optimistic realist who can't stand Bush, could care less about spectator sports (except UFC... sweet), I run a global warming awareness group and own an electric scooter shop called UrbanScooters.Com. I was raised by therapists (not everything they say about that is true) and survived. I've got a sixth sense for bullshit and value truth, honesty, loyalty, justice, the American way, etc.